It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(via awesomephilia)
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
(via waiting-for-the-tardis)
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
(via louisdreyfus)
“Dwight, listen. No matter what happens, you gotta forget about all the other stuff. You gotta forget about logic, and fear, and doubt. You just gotta do everything you can to get to the one woman who’s gonna make all this worth it. At the end of the day…you gotta jump.”
(via vris-cahoots)
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via blueskittlesandsex)
